Protein Bar Reviews

Protein Bar Reviews (37)

I'm adding protein bar reviews to my website. Once we have enough, we'll rank them like we did with the pre workouts :)

I love Chef Robert Irvine. So when I realized he has his own line of Protein Bars, I knew I had to get my hands on some for a review. So in this Chef Robert Irvine Fit Crunch Bar review, I’ll tell you if his bars taste as good as his biceps look. I think there is a lot of ground to cover in this Fit Crunch Bar review, so I won’t delay- let’s jump right in and talk about these bars flavor-wise, but also formula-wise, packaging-wise, and of course I’ll let you know if they are worth the premium price tag. Let’s get started!

Monday, 05 September 2016 17:08

Soylent Bar Review: The Worst Protein Bar Ever Made?

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Soylent Bar Reviews are tough to find since they are BRAND new on the market, but lucky for me I was visiting bae in LA last weekend and we got our hands on these brand new Soylent bars to try! In this Soylent bar review I’m going to give you a TON of info on the pros and cons of these protein slash meal replacement bars. I have plenty to discuss so in the interest of YOUR time and my desire to go outside in the sun before it sets, why don’t we cut to the chase and start talking about these Soylent bars, stat.

Ok so this morning we’re going to talk about Bulletproof Bar - the ‘Pasture-Rasied, upgraded collagen protein’ bar from the famous Bulletproof company. In this full review we’re going to talk about the flavors (their are two and I tried both), the formulation/what’s in these bars, and then lastly the packaging. I’ll wrap it all up in the end with a value score and I’ll present a final grade to these Bulletproof Bars. So if you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain…er..wait..how about ‘If you like coffee with butter and coconut oil in it and are curious about Bulletproof Reviews and if these protein bars are any good’…then keep reading for the funniest, most informative, and newest Bulletproof Bar Review around!

I basically couldn’t be more uncomfortable than I am right this second. But thankfully, I have something to distract me. An ALOHA protein bar. I’m going to write an Aloha protein bar for you right now. That’s going to take my mind off all this horrid cramping going on in my neck and buttocks. And to think that I paid three hundred bucks for this flight. Unbelievable. When is Elon Musk’s super-train coming out? I’ll seriously be the first person in line. But anyways. Let’s use the power of the mind and talk about this little aqua blue/green protein bar sitting in my lap. Well. At this point it’s just a wrapper. But it was a peanut butter chocolate chip Aloha protein bar. Over the next few paragraphs I’ll tell you if it’s good, bad or somewhere in between. I’ll discuss the Aloha bar taste, ingredients, nutrition facts, and of course packaging before finishing up with a final review summary where we’ll take ALL that info, crunch it into one little package, and churn out the verdict. So. Are Aloha bars any good? Let’s find out in this fantastical Aloha protein bar review.

FITJOY reviews are here! So rejoice, settle into your favorite iphone reading position (mine is holding the phone straight out in front of my face like a grandma), and enjoy one of, if not THE first comprehensive FitJoy Protein bar review in the entire world. In this Fitjoy analysis I’ll make you laugh, cry, but mostly just compare them to other bars like Quest, Combat Crunch, and the other protein bars that you guys have all tried. So. Without further rambling, why don’t we just dive right into things with my Fitjoy protein bar review.

BPI is one of the companies that is certainly on the up-trend, and when I saw on Instagram that they now have a protein bar, I knew i had to get my hands on it and do a full Fit Life Allie Review on it! I think this company has so much momentum. I’ve never fallen in love with any of their products, but I think if any of them had a chance it was BPE Best Protein Bars. In this Best Protein Bars review, I’ll go over the three flavors in depth- picking out what my favorite is, and then proceeding to give you a full evaluation of the formulation, packaging, and then tie everything together with a comprehensive review summary at the end. I’ll make it fun like all my other protein bar reviews, and I’ll even do a little comparison on how Best Protein Bars compare to Quest, and some of the other protein bars that I’ve tried. If that sounds good to you, keep the dial right here and let’s get this BPI Best Protein Bar review firing on all cylinders!

I’ll admit this is a strange time to write a Square Bar Review. You know that moment when it’s now or never and it’s either you are going to do something or you aren’t? I do. And I think you do to. And now the deal is that I’m sitting here before a big phone call interview and what am I going to do in these 45 minutes. Am I going to prepare more for the interview? No. I’m going to write my Square Organics protein bar review. And you’re going to like it. No. You are going to LOVE it. Because I write the best most interesting and informative protein bars in the entire world. Well. Actually I don’t think I do YET. But I haven’t reviewed THAT many protein bars on the blog. Only a few dozen. But I can tell you, you are going to get the info that you need from this review. I’ll tell you what the best flavor of Square bar is, and also if Square bars are actually healthy or not. The final criteria for judgement is packaging so you know I’ll do a fun visual run-down of these bars. If that’s what you are interested in learning about today (which it is), then put your reading glasses on and let’s get this Square Organic Protein bar review started!

Grenade is a weird company but once I learned that they made protein bars, it was game over. I knew I had to try them. So in this Grenade Carb Killa review, I’ll give you my thoughts and tell you if it’s worth giving up your next OH YEAH Bar for giving this new brand a try. I’ll focus most of my review on the taste of Carb Killa bars, because that’s really all that matters when you’re talking about protein bars, let’s face it. I WILL also talk a little bit about the formulation so that we can figure out how healthy or not healthy they are too, but for the most part we’re just going to focus on the taste. Bonus review topics will also include my thoughts on the price point and even the packaging as well. So this should be fun. Let the Grenade Carb Killa Review begin!

YUP Brands popped into my Instagram feed a few days ago and ever since, I’ve been ready to give them a real chance. In today’s YUP Brands B’Jammin’ Bar, I’m going to pop into THEIR world for real! I will tell you everything you could ever want to know about these protein bars. I’ll go over all three flavors and tell you the pros and cons of each. Probably most important of all is that I’ll tell you which is the BEST flavor of the B-Jammin’ Bar. I think they might really be onto something in the protein bar game, which is super cool. The thing that I want you to do is pay close attention to how good I am getting at reviewing protein bars. Lol. Weird thing to say, I know. But you will find that this review is not going to be very similar to anything else that you’ve ever read in your life when it comes to a protein bar review. Because not only will I talk about flavors and tastes- I will also talk about formulation/ingredients, and even packaging! Who does that? Nobody! But me. So you can rest assured you’ve found the best damn B-Jammin Protein Bar review on the interwebs. Let’s begin.

Friday, 05 February 2016 06:22

OhYeah! One Bar Review: Is it the Quest Bar Killer?

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My OhYeah! One Bar Review is here and it’s dandy, so get so excited for this protein bar review. As I mention in the title - this might just be the Quest Bar killer that we all thought it would be. In this OhYeah Bar review, I’m going to do a couple great things for you. The first is that I’m going to talk about the two flavors that I’ve tried, and then I’m going to complain about not having been able to try the others. As you can already sense- I’m a fan of the OhYeah One Protein Bars. I can’t even hide it. Usually I can at least make it past my opening paragraph before giving myself away. Reminds me of how my best friend sort of gave away his engagement idea to her (now) fiance. Just the worst liar / secret keeper ever! But I suppose it’s a good thing. We’re honest and we wear our emotions on our sleeves. It’s fine. Getting back to the One Bar review details. I’ll tell you about the taste, and then I’m actually going to talk alot about the nutritional profile of these protein bars. Then lastly I’m going to talk about the packaging and the branding. Because that’s fun for me. Ok? Ok. Great. Let’s get it going then! OhYeah! Lol.

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