Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:42 Published in Protein Bar Reviews

I basically couldn’t be more uncomfortable than I am right this second. But thankfully, I have something to distract me. An ALOHA protein bar. I’m going to write an Aloha protein bar for you right now. That’s going to take my mind off all this horrid cramping going on in my neck and buttocks. And to think that I paid three hundred bucks for this flight. Unbelievable. When is Elon Musk’s super-train coming out? I’ll seriously be the first person in line. But anyways. Let’s use the power of the mind and talk about this little aqua blue/green protein bar sitting in my lap. Well. At this point it’s just a wrapper. But it was a peanut butter chocolate chip Aloha protein bar. Over the next few paragraphs I’ll tell you if it’s good, bad or somewhere in between. I’ll discuss the Aloha bar taste, ingredients, nutrition facts, and of course packaging before finishing up with a final review summary where we’ll take ALL that info, crunch it into one little package, and churn out the verdict. So. Are Aloha bars any good? Let’s find out in this fantastical Aloha protein bar review.